the husband comes home and...

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 20-Feb-2006 23:22:08

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This
time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When! it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" She blows her top,
"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say
hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.”

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 4:02:55

hahaha. i get it

Post 3 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 5:45:55

haha yeah that's... ha

Post 4 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 20:55:28

Good one!
Troy

Post 5 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 20:59:53

Good one!
Troy

Post 6 by saiyan4414 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Thursday, 09-Mar-2006 17:09:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I got it.

Post 7 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 11-Mar-2006 9:33:49

hahahahahahahahaha lol

Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 11-Mar-2006 11:20:01

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, lol.